It has come to the attention of real Americans that we have a tragedy of a state clinging to us. Transcending logic and statistical odds, Florida has time and time again brought shame upon this great Union. As evidence I point to its abhorrent climate of debilitating heat, humidity and hurricanes. I heard Florida is responsible for the production of 83% of mosquitoes and 93% of bodily itches in the US. Think of that next time you feel an itch. I also submit to you, the 2000 Presidential Election and subsequent court case, Gore v. Bush. Florida just doesn't give up on failing. So much so that it recently blessed us with twin court cases of high judicial integrity - the Casey Anthony and George Zimmerman trials. Alas it is time. Florida must go. Force secession is our only option.
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