Free Glutesbrother Wilson

Glutesbrother Wilson was arrested the morning of May 14th for an offence that he was not responsible for.
It is widely believed that long term rival Chestbrah planted multiple bottles of goose and large quantities of coke in Mr Wilson's car. Chestbrah is also believed to have spiked Wilson's protein shake with 100% pure goose. Wilson who has the ability to drink goose like water was unaware of this and proceeded to the swimming pool where he was arrested and detained.Having been arrested Mr Wilson then fornicated with seven female prison guards (two of whom already claim to be pregnant) after which he was moved to solitary confinement. By signing this petition you are acknowledging that Mr Wilson is innocent and that he should be released from his inhumane conditions immediately