Free Xenu, also called Xemu, the rightful ruler of the Galactic Confederation from his mountaintop prison

We, the people of Earth, request, nay, DEMAND that Xenu, aka Xemu, the rightful ruler of the Galactic Confederation be freed from his mountaintop prison on Teegeeack, aka Earth. Lord Xenu was the victim of a vicious conspiracy led by Elron Elray aka L Ron Hubbard and the Loyal Officers to usurp the throne. It was in fact non other than L Ron Hubbard himself and his cabal of "Loyal Officers" who committed genocide on the citizens of the Galactic Confederacy some 76 million yrs ago NOT Xenu. This atrocity has caused innocent human beings to be infested with the disembodied souls of thetans or BTs that cause us incalculable misery. Now the agents of Hubbard, the Church of Scientology, has cynically positioned itself as the sole authority to rid humans of BT's. A clever ploy indeed. FREE XENU!