Whereas,
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has bravely volunteered to become Iran's first astronaut.
The United States seeks greater peaceful engagement with the Islamic Republic of Iran for the purpose of reducing international tension and eventual normalization of relations with the Islamic Republic.
The Delta 4 rocket may be modified to launch a small manned capsule.
Be it therefore resolved,
That the United States National Aeronautics and Space Administration prepare a space capsule capable of carrying one person on a one way trip into orbit.
That the United States set aside $1 mil for the memorialization of the Islamic Republic of Iran's brave Mahmoud Ahmadinejad whose sacrifice of life will be a symbol lighting the way to normalized relations between our countries and peace in the region.