Unless you're a private prison contractor, a "Cops" producer, or a rapper named Flo Rida, I think we can agree that Florida=giant staph-infected cyst on armpit of the earth. Therefore I propose a giant pair of scissors to cut Florida off the US. Lest you need convincing, here's why Florida sucks:
1) Mandatory sentencing for nonviolent offenses and no qualms about giving life to juveniles.
2) Old people (hey, they came to Florida to die anyway)
3) More fat people on rascal scooters than you can shake a stick at. Where do you think the People of Wal-Mart come from?
4) Look what you can do and not go to prison! www.tampabay.com/features/humaninterest/the-girl-in-the-window/750838
5) Sinkholes, hurricanes, godknowshowmany poisonous species and 1 sex offender per 137 residents, oh my!