The To Eleven Institute of Sound requests that NASA send a mission to put a giant mirror on the moon with which to view the Earth, thus testing "The Corgan Hypothesis," which states, "The world is a vampire." From the vantage point of the moon, scientists will be able to see if the Earth casts a reflection, thus determining once and for all whether the Earth actually is a vampire.
This is important because vampires, if real, are dangerous, and humanity will benefit from knowing if the very ground beneath them could rise from the dead, set to drai-ai-ain.