In Japan, they have impressive hedges that look like large green Swiss Roles. If we could actually create Swiss Roles that size, we would prove to the world that we are leaders in innovation. When the other countries see out Swiss Roles, they will know that there is no way to compete with our mighty nation. As a result, all other countries will stop funding their militaries and infrastructures in frivolous attempts to replicate our glorious Swiss Roles. As a result, peace will be achieved in the world because all the countries will expend their military funding on Swiss Roles.



