further regulate and limit the use of the dangerous chemical dihydrogen monoxide due to its hazardous nature.

Few people are aware of the risks posed by even limited exposure to this chemical, and research has proven it implicit in all of the following cases. Dihydrogen monoxide has been known to cause death in small children in amounts as small as a single tablespoon. It is also proven to greatly reduce the efficacy of automobile breaks, and is often a significant contributing factor in motor vehicle collisions. Dihydrogen monoxide is a major component in acid rain, which causes damage not just to our historical landmarks and homes, but also to plant and animal life in affected areas. Millions of dollars in damage caused by events like Hurricane Katrina and Super Storm Sandy would not have occurred if not for the overabundance of this often dangerous chemical.