It is an embarrassment to the US that in a well publicized event like the Easter Egg Roll - one that is seen around the world - the President is accompanied by a substandard Easter Bunny.
Our anthropomorphically inclined citizens produce superior quality costumes for themselves and their fellows, including many bunnies. These are great examples of the artistry and craft of American bunny suits, and should be celebrated by the inclusion of a well made bunny costume in the Easter Egg Roll. So we petition the White House to retire the current suit and buy a new and better Easter Bunny costume from an American small business or artist.
We acknowledge the hard work and dedication of the character actor and hope they get a costume worthy of them and our citizens soon.