All American citizens deserve a level of respect and motivation on par with super star line backer Manti T'eo, which is something this government can easily facilitate. Not doing so is the first step on the slippery slope to a terrifying combination of fascism and communism. To prove his loyalty to this great nation, and the people he is responsible for protecting, President Obama needs to create fake Twitter girlfriends for all American citizens. This simple action can unite our great nation and restore the power we once had before the war of 1812.
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