Dear Supreme Leader Obama,
FOR YEARS - your entire term - Mimi has SUFFERED though using yahoo's email rather than gmail.... #thanksobama. WELL THAT TIME IS OVER NOW! #HOPE.
Supreme Chancellor Obama. TODAY, decree that Ms. Mimi, in all her greatness, humble herself and join us, THE PEOPLE, on gmail, so she may feast in our bounty of efficient communication.
Sincerely,
THE GREAT PEOPLE OF THE GRAND REPUBLIC OF THE UNITED STATES OF MURICA