Seriously, my friend Mustafa of 16004 Braesgate Dr, Austin, TX. Is in serious need of a new car. He currently drives a 2001 Honda Civic with terrible transmission problems, a stereo with a four-digit pin code that he doesn't know, nor does anybody in his family. And parts of the interior are literally peeling off.
It's not that it's a bad car.
Just kidding that is totally the problem, it's an awful car, and I really think my friend, Mustafa, who let me and Garrett use his Main Event unlimited games card so frequently tonight deserves a new one, it could even be a 2001 Civic that actually works, as long as it's in a better state than his. Which can't be hard achieve.
And so I call upon our president to make raising $4,500 for a new car for Mustafa the nations top priority. #newcar2013