Being President of the United States is undoubtedly the single most stressful job on the planet. As a way to say thanks to President Obama for his eight years of service in the White House, as well as to salute his legacy as a founding member of The Choom Gang, we petition that Obama, on the day after his successor is sworn into office, chill out, and legally get high af on some recreational marijuana.
As president, Obama can't get high. What if North Korea were to launch nukes while he was midway through hazily gumming down on a personal pan pizza? Impaired judgement is not an option in the Oval Office. However, starting January 20, 2017, all of that will be somebody else's problem.
So, as a country, we need to make it a priority to #GetObamaHighAgain