I here by petition Obama to come round to my house and cook me eggs for breakfast each and every morning. I like them sunny side up, and not too runny with a couple of pieces of toast and a nice cup of really strong fresh organic fair trade espresso and a freshly squeezed glass of OJ.
Please help me by signing this petition. Together we can create a better world! For me at least!
Thank you for your support.
Kind Regards,
The Mad Hatter.