WE THE PEOPLE petition President Barack Obama to get rid of our liberty. We are reminded frequently that our religious liberty is the cause of bigotry, and the right to keep and bear arms causes mass shootings, and that economic freedom causes greed and corruption, so we petition President Obama to pick up his pen and his phone and by executive order, repeal all of our liberty. In doing so, we will eliminate crime, and bigotry, and corruption, and live in harmony once and for all.



