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Get Rid Of Michelle Obama Food In Schools

Created by A.K. on March 24, 2015

Michelle Obama has ruled over food with her healthiness for too long. She has replaced our cookies with oatmeal cookies, she has replaced our normal chicken nuggets and other meats with less tasty, factory-produced meats, she has replaced our milk brand to a new liquid that is so chunky that it makes us think it was milked from an old, dying hippopotamus. She has terrorized us and our food at school, making a lot of people not want to buy lunch anymore. Sign this petition if you also feel that we should get our 100% American fatty foods back.

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