Thursday should not exist. At the very least, Thursday should be a paid day off in which spouses are only allowed to speak when spoken to, and dogs take themselves out to take a shit, and all you can eat buffalo wings with blue cheese AND ranch dressings.
We the DA's, implore you to remove Thursday from the regular work week. To put this dumb day between Hump-day and Friday Funnies is cruel and unusual. Get rid of Thursday, the worst day.