Because the Southeastern Conference is about more than football, it is about culture.
Because the University of Missouri has not and will never assimilate into the rich and vibrant culture of the SEC, and instead makes a mockery of said culture through its aberrant and divisive political grandstanding in the case involving President Wolfe.
We hereby petition President Obama to kick Mizzou OUT of the SEC to preserve the time honored culture and tradition of the Southeastern Conference.
Resolved: This, the 9th day of November, 2015 Anno Domini