Are you a child of the 80s? Are you a fan of pizza? More importantly, are you a good human being? If you found yourself nodding to all of the questions just asked, I would hope that you would join me in signing this petition to get our friend, Vanilla Ice, on the soundtrack for the 2014 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle movie. These clowns just slapped us with a terrible 'jam' by Juicy J, Wiz Khalifa, and Ty Dolla $ign called "Shell Shocked" . Which also, Ty Dolla $ign, sir who are you? And why do you feel the need to name yourself that? Are you a beanie babie? The last time I saw Vanilla Ice, he was on the Surreal Life; an experience he refers to as 'therapeutic," according to his Wikipedia page. This only allows me to conclude that Vanilla Ice is our tinker bell and we need to clap for him.
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