It is well known to all that famous hollywood actor Zac Efron possesses a certain otherworldliness that predisposes him to playing bizarre, non-human characters. With this in mind, we can think of no higher use of this talent than to improve United States/Japan relations. We highly endorse shipping "Zefron" to Japan to play the role of a colossal human-devouring creature in the upcoming live-action film version of popular animated television show "Shingeki no Kyoujin," or "Attack on Titan." Such an action could prove instrumental in changing the course of our very future. Thank you, Mister President.
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