We would like the US government to give $20 trillion in subsidies to the EU, divided proportionally according to national debt and population.
This will resolve many of Europe's current financial problems as well as providing a solid basis for the re colonization of the rest of the civilized world.
We would also like you to award 100% of new defense contracts to BAE / ASD-Europe even if they did both forget how to build planes, re-name American muffins "Yankee cakes" and take Madonna back to Michigan.



