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Give all those people who want their state to secede one way tickets to South Sudan.

Created by B.M. on November 12, 2012

In order for this Union to continue forward into the 21st century and beyond, it is necessary to get the very vocal minority of complainers to leave this country. They are usually identifiable as being from a red state, they sign petitions asking for permission for their state to secede from our Great Union, and they elect representatives that have brought the legislative process to a economically damaging gridlock.

Since they are so displeased with this country and cannot accept the reality of the 2012 general elections, these displeased citizens should be granted an exit visa and allowed to settle in South Sudan, where they can help in the building of that new country.

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