We, as a nation, deserve to see our president in a state where they can relate to the people as a whole, eating a plate of nachos on camera, just like everyone else.
(once more, this is entirely satirical, and is not meant to be taken seriously, however, I would like to see a video of the president eating a plate of nachos, so... I guess it's relatively serious, either way, apologies if these satirical petitions create insult and/or embarrassment, as that was not my intention, I merely desire to create a sense of humor among the people.)