The federal government's case against Lance Armstrong makes the case that he is a "liar", a "doper", and a "dealer". Considering the culture of corruption in Washington from the White House on down, we think Lance Armstrong is the perfect candidate for a federal job based on the following facts and accusations made against the Federal Government.
1. The feds lie all the time to the American public on things like weapons of mass destruction among other things.
2. The feds have armed drug dealers in Fast and Furious and has been accused of running drugs to fund covert operations like Iran Contra.
3. Plenty of DC politicians who are helping fund this witch hunt against Armstrong have substance abuse problems of their own often using drugs they have deemed illegal.
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