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Give every American a fake Twitter girlfriend

Created by C.F. on January 17, 2013

It ought to be our constitutional right to have a fake Twitter girlfriend. If Manti Te'o can make it to a national championship, then so should each and every American. We don't have to win -- we just want to go.

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