Upon watching an episode of The Daily Show, i was shocked to find out that Jon Stewart made up a fake petition just to get some laughs. When i searched the "we the people" petition site i noticed there was no petition to the Administration about giving everyone a fake twitter girlfriend.
So i decided to create a petition just for that, the reasons being is that not all people can find a real twitter girlfriend, sure they are much better, you can chat with them, tweet and possibly even hook up and have sex with a real twitter girlfriend.
But for those unlucky to not have a real twitter girlfriend/boyfriend i feel the government should give them a Fake twitter Girlfriend or Boyfriend.
That way they can feel like they are in a relationship too.
Plus it would create jobs.