The sad fact is, Australians who live in America don't get to bring their wild Kangaroo and Dingo friends with them! And we all know Aussies are some dangerous people, being able to survive in the deadly climate on Australia. If we let the Aussies get dingos, they'll be a lot less lonely, and more happy. And if Australians are happy, there's less of a chance for them to rise up and kill us all with their legions of Kangaroo slaves.
So that's why I feel all Aussie's need free wild dingo pets for the well being of America. Thank you!