Are you tired of never finding matching, warm socks for your cold uncomfortable feet? Well worry no more! With petition, your feet will always enjoy maximum comfort and warmth! Never again show up late for any event due to not being able to find socks.
The American government has been neglecting the major health issues that are caused by poor foot hygiene, particularly to sockless feet. You have heard of such ailments as AIDS/HIV. The sock, is a faithful companion, always there to keep your little piggies warm when the outside world is cold and harsh. Warm socks make any journey through life, better and altogether more pleasent.
Signing this sock petition will open many jobs in American. Let Obama know, "We Want Socks, and we want them now!!".