Them damn Goobacks keep takin' our jabs! They take jobs from hardworking, present-day Americans because they work for so cheap.
THEY TOOK AR JOBS.
THEY TOOK UR JOBS.
DEY TOOK UR JABS.
Obama should give back any jobs to Americans that were previously taken by Goobacks. Our only other option is to get into a big pile and make sure the future never happens.
Citations:
-Matt Parker
-South Park
-www.wikipedia.org
-Trey Stone
-www.2girls1cup.com