Give lightsabers to all U.S. Citizens. As the Government has rejected out appeal for a death star, we need lightsabers.

The government has rejected our petition for a death star, citing a huge cost and that "The administration does not support blowing up planets." Therefore, the government should develop, test, and distribute lightsabers to all citizens 12 years old or older. To pay for it, each person who wants a lightsaber would have to pay a $10 fee. Lightsabers should be made in red, green, blue, and purple. However, someone who has a mental health problem or is a convicted felon may not receive a lightsaber. The government should create and maintain offices in every state for citizens to receive a lightsaber of the color of their choice. Lightsabers are necessary for self-defense and would greatly improve our economy. And come on, it would be so awesome if everyone had a lightsaber.