Apparently anybody can petition for anything they want. I've seen some ridiculous things on here, so I said to myself, "If someone can petition to make Duncan Trussell emporer of the Earth, then why can't I get a cheeseburger?"
I don't think it's asking too much. A simple sandwich that follows these guidelines:
•Sesame bun
•Mayonaise
•Pickle
•Lettuce
•Patty
•American cheese (Keeping it patriotic. I don't want that communist cheese)
•Bacon
This isn't a joke, America. I'm hungry.