give me, Richard L. Heule III, one million dollars to do whatever he wants with.

I, Richard L. Heule III, am a humble man, from humble beginnings. I have done good in school, been good to thy neighbor, and do chores around the house for my family. All I ask in return is to be awarded one million dollars to do whatever I want with it. No twists or anything, just one million dollars in my pocket. But as a good gesture, I'll be sure to donate ten thousand dollars to Susan Komen for the Cure, or a similar organization.