Nicholas Cage deserves the Declaration. He, himself, is a "National Treasure". Having stole the declaration once, he is clearly capable of doing it again, but does not, out of the kindness in his heart. He should be rewarded as an actor and a historian by giving him the declaration. Also, I believe we should change our National Anthem to R. Kelley's 2003 hit "Ignition". I also petition to have the White House turned into a dinosaur cloning facility.
We demand:
-A year round national park (White House) filled with real, alive dinosaurs (optionally ; Wooly Mammoths)
- The creation of cloned dinosaurs, no matter what the cost.
- A response to our petition from Vice President Joe Biden (no imitations accepted. )
Why not take a leap into the future... Through the past?