The Secret Service can't stay out of the news - it's like a sick joke. If we're going to have satire instead of a professional agency protecting our President, they should have a proper theme song.
And who better to provide it than the Dead Kennedys? From the hallowed time of Reagan, they bring us a musical portrait of ineptitude.
And if you had any doubts this is the perfect theme song, it ends with the sound of a man vomiting, which is really the best response to this debacle.
I urge you, Mr, President, make "Too Drunk To F (Perform)" the official song of the Secret Service.