Too long have we let the French spit in our eye here in the United States. When asked for help for our Middle East occupations through the United Nations the French response was "America still owes us for the Revolutionary War". Well France still owes us for two world wars. So, not only should we send the Statue back, we should demand proper monetary compensation. Recommend we invade under the premise they have weapons of mass destruction. We, of course, would have to invade Canada as well for harboring these "scoundrels" but once we finish finish pillaging and selling what property we don't need to China, we can use those funds to guarantee social security for every American.



