Give Sud(h)arshan Ritvik Iyengar $1.3 Million so his prom date can wake up in a new Bugatti

Mr. Iyengar is a motivated student in the International Baccalaureate program at Plano East Senior High School. As a caring friend, he wishes to ensure his prom date has an amazing experience by placing her in a new Bugatti Veyron 16.4 Coupe while she is asleep, so she can "wake up in a new Bugatti." As of now, he is short by approximately $1.3 Million dollars; funds normally directed towards useless programs such as Michele Bachman's (R-Minnesota) paycheck can be appropriated to this cause.