Have you gotten rather sick of hearing the self-righteous and racist and patriarchal threats and "extortion" demands from the reactionary elements running the Texas government? Are you knowledgable enough to realize that almost every statement they've been making the past few years has been based on entirely fabricated lies or disgustingly twisted half-truths?
Let's just get rid of the entire lot of them. Perhaps just keep the panhandle, and give it to Oklahoma. I'm sure Mexico would consider that lot of wannabee rebels and their real estate more than a fair trade for the Baja California peninsula.
But withdraw all Federal equipment, military and civilian, before carrying out the swap.