We all love a good helping of pancakes in the morning right? Nothing is quite as American as that. Henceforth it should be the duty of President Obama to see to it that all people get there fair helping of pancakes for breakfast.
This petition calls for a government agency that delivers pancakes to all Americans, which will be referred to as The Breakfast Club. How The Breakfast Club is organized and dispense pancakes is for the government to figure out.