The people of the United States invented the web, so why not give us free internet? Why do some kids in fucking Zambia get free internet and we don't? Why does the UK get free internet and we do not? It does not seem particularly fair that some fucking 11 year old Brits get free god damn internet while we sit here coldstone on our asses, trying to innovate for the rest of the fucking world? This is the country of the free. Why not free internet? America....Home of the free and land of the paid-for internet.... Do you want that as a slogan instead of "America. Land of the free and home of the brave"? Well then I demand we get some free internet like the fucking Brits who shall I remind you, invaded this country not once, not twice, but five fucking times in the 1700s? what the actual fuck!



