Whereas tacos are awesome, and whereas unfettered access to tacos should be a fundamental human right, we the people call upon our government to implement policies that create conditions favorable to the installation of taco trucks on every corner of these United States. Literally, every corner. If we the people get the munchies in the suburbs at 2 a.m., we should be able to walk out of the house, follow the sound of mariachi music and find and consume nearby delicious tacos, even if it's a school night. Give me tacos or give me death, and God bless America.



