When in the Course of human events, such as impending Global Warming and Nuclear Holocaust,
It becomes necessary for one people, the Millennials of the Earth, to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, the Republicans and Democrats,
And to assume among the powers of the earth, The United States of America,
The separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature, Science, Technology, Engineering, and Math,
And of Nature's God entitle them, the Planet Earth,
A decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation – You will destroy the World that you have created for us.
We hold these truths to be self-evident,
That all citizens of the World are created equal, http://bit.ly/1jDIj7M