We the undersigned wish to see the United States become part of Canada and thus becoming Canada Junior. In doing so Canada Junior shall adopt poutine as it's national dish, the toque as it's national uniform and hockey as it's national pastime. The citizens of Canada Junior shall also incorporate the phase "Eh" after every third sentence, eh. All Starbucks coffee shops shall also be replaced by Tim Hortons and the 'u' shall be returned to every word that it had previously been removed from where appropriate.
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