I, the undersigned, want the US Congress to go into Syria. Personally.
Well-known sooth-reporters at The Onion have already determined that there is enormous backing amongst the American population, and I hereby endorse that position.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/poll-majority-of-americans-approve-of-s...
On your travels there, you should all be subject to the normal TSA search-or-irradiate rules, as well.
Safe journey.



