Grandma Appreciation Week

Petition: As the times have passed we have seen a dramatic increase in the popularity of days such as: “Mother's day, Father's Day, Boyfriend’s Day, and Children's’ Day”. Due to this popularity we find it only right to celebrate our female wrinkly founders for a week! We would like Grandma Appreciation Week to be a federal holiday.
As you know their time is short, so it's only right to give them a last hoorah before they.... Roll over and die. We should:
1)Lotion up those ashy legs
2)Wig up that receding hairline
3)Clean those nasty dentures
4)Breath mint it up
5)Appreciate that strong cookie game
6)Spice up those walkers
7)Stop that stank smell
8)Look at casket catalogues
9)Pop blisters (slowly)
10)Collect that dandruff for fun activities!! (snow day?)