My fellow Americans, the Wicked Witch of Sore-Losing has appeared to scare citizens into believing that their State can or will be better than it is as a part of a United nation.
Please help us save them from their own self-inflicted intellectual tyranny. Please tell the Wizard of Oz (Barrack Obama) to grant these Scarecrows brains.
If we do not give them brains now, they will break away from this nation and I am sure none of them will ever wear pants or have acceptable healthcare.
We are off to see the Wizard!