Jeremy Clarkson’s pending unemployment leaves our nation with a unique opportunity to secure the future wellbeing of our transportation system. We must seize upon this by granting him citizenship and appointing him as our new Secretary of Transportation. He brings unprecedented experience and a devotion to transportation that we so often miss in these cabinet level positions. Under his guidance we shall see the revival of our infrastructure and automotive industry. This will allow us to once again enter an American golden age.



