While this country has a staggering unemployment rate, what's even what is even worse, according to the 2010 census, approximately 52.7% of women are classified as "single." This petition is to ask that the Obama Administration sanction just one evening that would allow me to entertain Miss Swift (granted that Miss Swift is willing), to an evening of dinner, conversation, and possibly hand-holding. I can assure you, the American people, that I am nothing short of a true gentleman and would love for nothing more than to be the guy that Taylor Swift writes a nice song about. If granted by the Obama Administration, I will take Miss Swift to the restaurant of her choice in either Chicago or Nashville. Should she choose to continue the relationship, I would happily oblige.
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