GRANT EVERY U.S. CITIZEN A FAKE TWITTER GIRLFRIEND, AS PER THE REQUEST OF HIS EXELLENCY, LORD JOHN STEWART.
Created by J.T. on January 17, 2013
We, the collective viewership of The Daily Show and The Colbert Report, do so demand that the Whitehouse of the United States of America grant every U.S. citizen the right to possess a fake twitter girlfriend.