Tim Horton's is Canada. Canada is Tim Horton's. Relocate all Canadian embassy personnel to their nearest Tim Horton's locations to allow Canadian citizens who have business with their embassy to enjoy their visit with tasty coffee and doughnuts; the coffee they make at embassies now is, frankly, disappointing.
As centres of cultural learning abroad, Tim Horton's is the leading expert on coffee, ice-sculpture, and moose migration in any nieghbourhood you can find it in. Recognize the sanctity of their ground by designating all Tim Horton's franchise locations as Canadian embassies.



