Allow only the residents who signed a petition for their state to secede from our Union to peacefully self deport themselves to the more socialist country of Canada or to the less stable country of Mexico.
If neither one of those suffice they can choose to live in Austerity in the Eurozone or in a fake democracy like Russia.
If that doesn't tickle their fancy then perhaps they can move to the Communist state of China or the natural disaster devastated Japan.
Sill havent found a new home? Then allow them to move to 1 of the many war-torn countries in Africa or Maybe even move to our sister Continent in form the United Countries of South America.
There's always Australia I guess. Just please let them go and leave us loyal citizens be to continue forming our more perfect Union.